i'm tired. thanksgiving was nice, though i had some hints that my ulcer was wreaking havoc on my body again, so that alone should've been a reason to stay home on black friday and not go shopping like 80% of the country's population (because the other 20% had to work)...

but i rarely listen to myself. i was wide awake by 5am, ready to do a bit of retail damage.

shopped from 6:30am-3:30pm, and later my cousin and i watched "borat". i was definitely not expecting to see some of the things i did, for example, a fat man (azamat) rubbing his testicles onto borat's face... or freakin' man-boobs. and holy crap, if i saw another hairy penis, i was going to throw up for sure.

i didn't know what to think after the movie, but my cousin dragged me to another mall (shopped for another 2 hours) before we had a late dinner with my aunts and uncles... i got home at around 10pm. as tired as i was (my legs felt like jelly), i needed to rid my thoughts of "borat", popped "elf" into the dvd, and fell asleep sometime after buddy got to nyc...

"borat", i wish i had never seen you. you had your funny moments, but you lost me at naked chase through a hotel. and azamat, fat should never jiggle as much as yours did.

so freakin' disturbed.

i hope everyone had a nice holiday... O_o#